Funny Post

A: Sing-lish: An English-based colloquial language used in Singapore
B: Modern Langauge: A dominant international language that originated from England
C: Chim-glish: A profound English used Profusely by professionals professionally, to profess their professionalism.

A: Ehh...careful, careful...
B: Please be careful.
C: An extreme exercise of immense caution, is duly encouraged.

A: Eh, help lay...
B: Please...help me!
C: Despite any abhorrence, and invaluable and adjunct aid is Desperately appreciated...

A: Eh, where you going ah?
B: Where are you going?
C: Please provide me a particular locus, or a directional purpose, you are intending to adopt.

A: (LOL) Wah, So funny man!
B: That was so funny!
C: That was very humorous and it tickled my intellect and senses, causing me to express myself in laughter. hahaha.

A: Huh? what you saying?
B: I beg your pardon?
C: My apologies for my lack of reverence, but despite all odds against me, could you do me an exceptional favour and reciprocate the stratospheric message you just delivered?

P/s: reference from "Chimglish?" youtube